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tipsybutt: my-eyes-are-up-here: whipmyfrobackandforth: leoperaghost: glitter-junkie: pastelchainsaw: kats-in-space: m4ge: touchmyhorns: handbymade: Salt Glitter  Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:) hell fucking yes GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD good YES THIS IS GOOD WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE. But guys, if you’re using this as cosmetic glitter, it’s not eye safe so be very careful. It would probably be better on the lips than regular glitter though because it’s just salt! YO I NEED TO START MAKING GLITTER FOOD COOL???? Ke$ha food. I will eat it. this is happening, i’m going to make so much of this in starkville

tipsybutt:

my-eyes-are-up-here:

whipmyfrobackandforth:

leoperaghost:

glitter-junkie:

pastelchainsaw:

kats-in-space:

m4ge:

touchmyhorns:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

hell

fucking

yes

GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD

good

YES THIS IS GOOD

WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE. But guys, if you’re using this as cosmetic glitter, it’s not eye safe so be very careful. It would probably be better on the lips than regular glitter though because it’s just salt!

YO I NEED TO START MAKING GLITTER FOOD

COOL????

Ke$ha food. I will eat it.

this is happening, i’m going to make so much of this in starkville

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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

(Source: tommyshawsboots, via jawn-thehedgehog)

Filed under read books my love true story sigh

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big-yellow-joint:

…did they pay for their pizzas?

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crazyshannonigans: alilfallofrain: missingagloe: sonneillonv: nwktastic: prestonhymas: Oh, God, it’s like Sophie’s choice! … you know, I should really watch that so I can actually know what that means. without a moment’s hesitation instantaneously. I only use electronics as a cheap substitute for wizardry anyway. without even an ounce of hesitation, lbr. I’ll find another way to get music.

crazyshannonigans:

alilfallofrain:

missingagloe:

sonneillonv:

nwktastic:

prestonhymas:

Oh, God, it’s like Sophie’s choice! … you know, I should really watch that so I can actually know what that means.

without a moment’s hesitation

instantaneously.

I only use electronics as a cheap substitute for wizardry anyway.

without even an ounce of hesitation, lbr.

I’ll find another way to get music.

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Filed under TOTALLY HP i want it soooo much sorry kindle

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cpcoulter: YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT  JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH HEY …guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.

cpcoulter:

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

…guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.

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